Another Random Question....
This question is courtesy of Charby!!
Best chat up line used or heard?
Best I ever got was a bloke dropping an ice-cube on the floor next to me and stamping on it and then turning to me saying "Right, now I've broken the ice....."
That was Charby's response.
The two that were brought up at work the other day were...
"Are you from Tennessee?"
" Because you're the only 10 I see"
and...
"Did you just fall from Heaven?"
"Cause I see stars in your eyes."
I have a story about a guy 'hitting' on me, but I'll save it for later. I'm at work now.
Thanks Charbs!
Best chat up line used or heard?
Best I ever got was a bloke dropping an ice-cube on the floor next to me and stamping on it and then turning to me saying "Right, now I've broken the ice....."
That was Charby's response.
The two that were brought up at work the other day were...
"Are you from Tennessee?"
" Because you're the only 10 I see"
and...
"Did you just fall from Heaven?"
"Cause I see stars in your eyes."
I have a story about a guy 'hitting' on me, but I'll save it for later. I'm at work now.
Thanks Charbs!
posted by sunshine at 2:52 PM
7 Comments:
Hehehehe. No worries.
I'm often clueless about people chatting me up, so I never pay attention to the lines.
I'm never but that was possibly the coolest thing someone's ever done to get my attention.
Shame the guy was a minger though.
Lines are just so cheesy.
I did however once stop a girl in a bar & say "Does Kylie Minogue know you've borrowed her arse tonight?"
Said girl was most impressed "That's a great line" she said "That will get you into somebody's knickers tonight"
"Not mine though!" & off she went.
Bless her.
(& no it didn't).
I miss my glass shower door now... and my private shower.
Best way to get girls, as I've been told by a waiter at TGI Fridays was to tell stick jokes.
That's right, I said it. Stick jokes.
"What's Brown and Sticky?" (The response is inevitably, Ewwwww!) "A stick!"
or
"What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?" "A stick."
now tell me either of those wouldn't totally warrant at least a conversation.
Just watch old UK episodes of 'Blind Date' with Cilla Black for a treasure trove of innuendo laden chat-up lines.
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